If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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