when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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