It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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