either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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