Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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