Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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