Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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