so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
After tacos, we're chasing women.
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