yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
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