How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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