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Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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