I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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