seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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