Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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