used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
he thought i was a dude.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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