Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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