i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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