i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Randomize
