i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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