butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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