you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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