dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
