"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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