you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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