I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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