I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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