Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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