just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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