I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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