I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i was born a porn star she said
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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