that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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