PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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