I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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