Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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