it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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