Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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