What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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