Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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