so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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