Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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