I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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