Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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