I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
bring money and cleavage
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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