God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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