We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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