Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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