he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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