...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
either way he was missing a nipple.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Randomize