he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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