would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I think I sprained my soul last night
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
She made me pour olive oil on her.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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