You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
His hands were made for my vagina.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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