Cold hands, warm shart.
it hurts more in the daytime
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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