i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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