He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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