I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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