is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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