After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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