writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Randomize